Wednesday, August 13, 2008

new olympic sports

With the increasing prevalence of "synchronized" sports, such as synch swimming and synch diving, and "rhythmic" gymnastics, I see room for many more Olympic sports. Consider the following:

1--synchronized javelin: there could be deductions for different trajectories, distance between where the throws land, etc.
2--synch. shotput: grunts must be synchronized, as well as trajectories, flight paths, landing zones
3--synch. pole vault: must clear bar at same time, land in the same fashion, etc.
4--rhthmic greco-roman wrestling: I'll leave this one to your imagination!

2 comments:

www.SiliconANGLE.com said...

who is this? is there another furrier blogger out there

Furrier said...

The nom de plume refers to my (frequent) plentiful facial hair and interest in mathematics (Fourier).